shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

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dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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