Anonymous said: u and carl would be cute

Wot m8 i love carl but also that wouldnt happen. Not that he isnt great but



someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

someone is also getting their identity stolen at this very moment and I think that is pretty cool


Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte, via zombie-prince)

I think about you moaning my name.

(Source: juggle-k, via zombie-prince)